Contrary to all the hype that led me to faintly hope for a snow day today, we did not get one.
This is what I saw when I walked out of my door:

 

This is what I had to walk through...

 

And this is what teachers and students had to drive through...

Oh that's right, Memphis. We have it pretty tough up here. Don't expect for school to be canceled just because of a FOOT OF SNOW THAT YOU CAN BARELY TRUDGE THROUGH.